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Bunch Of Sore Loser Crybabies...No, Not You...THEM! 11/22/2016 |
Short, unsweet, and to a very pointed audience.
Yes, I understand you have a right to your opinion and a
right to voice it. God Bless America.
Now that we have that out of the way, hey bellyaching
NASCAR Nation (despise that term, by the way)…shut it!
Oh, yes, honey, I understand. Your driver didn’t win the race. And, dear, oh dear, if I could hug away the
fact that your driver didn’t win the Championship, I would. And please believe me when I say that if I
could take away the pain that you have because Jimmie Johnson now has the same
amount of Championships as your beloved King and/or Intimidator, I most
assuredly would. And if I could soothe
away your fears that our newest Champion, The Opportunist, would win an
unprecedented eighth title, have no fear, you would be soothed.
Unfortunately, I have about as much power with those
actions as I do when I write on the pages of this website. None, zero, zilch, nada, nil. Void where prohibited, participating
locations may vary, and the doctor is definitely out.
I was pulling for Carl Edwards, actually. I went from 60 to 0 in about 4.1
seconds. It all went to Hell. I went to the fridge, poured myself a drink,
sat back and watched the rest of the race which was mostly NASCAR’s impression
of the Mannequin Challenge.
You know what I didn’t do? Go on social media immediately and say that
Rick Hendrick has NASCAR in his pocket. I didn’t tweet anything about Jimmie Johnson
being a cheater. I didn’t make any
sexual inferences regarding Chad Knaus’ mother.
But some of you did. And you should be ashamed of
yourself. Because I am ashamed for
you. (See what I did there? I broke three rules at once by starting
sentences with “and”, “but,” or “because.”
Thems are no-nos.)
Really, NASCAR fans?
The Anti Trump folk say that the country was just knocked back 100 years
of progression when he was elected to the highest office in the country. The “good” NASCAR fans can’t get out of the
50’s because of the “bad” ones.
Honestly, you rotten apples can ease right on out of the door because
you’re giving the rest of us a bad name.
Want some examples?
“I walked away from baseball. Must be time for me to walk away from
NASCAR.”
Okay, get out. Go
watch competitive shoe-tying.
“Really Edwards your
an idiot!”
Says the one using the wrong “You’re”.
“The 48 is the New England Patriots of NASCAR…Always
cheating.”
Did I miss something?
“If I have to hear the 'Is Jimmie the greatest?’ I'll
puke.”
How are you feeling this morning?
“Cheated at Pre Race had a
car that Danica could pass and still won......what a fixed game this is, You get rewarded for cheating. Hendrick
runs Nascar. Need an
asterisk beside name for Super Cheater”
If they presented an
illegal car for pre-race, it had to be legal before it passed the
inspection. Still had to fix it, and
went to the back. But, I guess you hated
all of the pioneers, like Smokey Yunick and Junior
Johnson, too, because they played outside of the lines as well.
“Lagono just didn't learn a
darn thing from last year, I just don't understand how he could take a chase
driver out by being to aggresive!”
I don’t even know where to start…
“Smoke retired.
Done watching.”
Bye, Felicia.
“It took luck and a trumped up format for him to get to
7..don't even talk about him in the same breath as
Petty and Senior!! But congratulations Jimmie!!”
Translation: “You don’t deserve the titles or the
respect, but congrats.” ???
It’s sad, really.
I wonder why people are like this, but then I remember that this is the
same society that needs a line across the toes to know if a sock is worn
correctly.
Anyway, all you folks with hate in your hearts, hug your
loved ones a little extra tighter, give your friends a few extra minutes, throw the paper change in with the coins when you tip now
and then. Peace…love…recycle, take a
deep breath, Daytona countdown is on, and maybe, just maybe We’re Stronger
Together and together we can Make NASCAR Great Again.
Aaaannnndd I
just saw that someone toilet papered Jimmie Johnson’s house.
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